josh groban
clay aiken
whitney houston
beyonce
there were definitely more on this list, i just can't be bothered to think that hard.
This is the greatest concert experience ever (!!!) that will be so dramatic you will be blown against your seat, unable to get up.
LITERALLY!
(Say you hate the show but got dragged there by your gay boyfriend or your mom who is stuck in the 90's, tough! you have to suffer through it!)
And when the show is done, prepare to rise from your seat with quivering knees. Not to mention having had the power that was exerted from the vocal cords of these living legends leaving your hair, not on end,
BUT TOTALLY SLICKED BACK!
(we are not responsible for any loss of a face especially those who have had a face lift in the past)
LITERALLY!
(Say you hate the show but got dragged there by your gay boyfriend or your mom who is stuck in the 90's, tough! you have to suffer through it!)
And when the show is done, prepare to rise from your seat with quivering knees. Not to mention having had the power that was exerted from the vocal cords of these living legends leaving your hair, not on end,
BUT TOTALLY SLICKED BACK!
(we are not responsible for any loss of a face especially those who have had a face lift in the past)the only issue is celine dion is a diva and so is beyonce and neither of them will agree to this show unless they are the star of the stage. So in order to resolve this issue the song they will be singing is "My Heart will go on" and no one besides beyonce can wear sequins. Plus, Ms. JZ Knowles can sing as many unnecessary unordered-scales as she pleases.
p.s. this video is funny
