who ya gonna call? Buffy.

i would like to know why our world has this sudden obsession with vampires.
when did this happen and how can we stop it?
i fear this is a raging epidemic.

i don't even know what started this.
this is, of what i can think of right now,
a list of vampire related things:
Twilight Series¹
Buffy the vampire slayer²
true blood
Let the Right One in
Dracula
Blood Lines
the lost boys³


well that's about all i can think of.
but i don't know if everyone is like
"oh yeah vampires they're so cool"
they aren't real. the least this world could do is think something is cool that's real, like Eskimos.
Eskimos are sweet. We need more movies and books about Eskimos...
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¹of course. i absolutely loath stephanie meyer for ever dreaming up vampires that drive volvos
²I liked this show because she kills vampires
³this a a badass movie and with the exception of this one film⁴, i despise vampires.
⁴Here is the trailer i love its 80's-ness